Though shalt not fuck with the constitution

Church & state DO NOT belong together.

Let’s not force religion upon those who are there to learn.

More, if we all take turns re-breaking his jaw every two weeks.

What’s the bounty? Meme coins? A “golden” trophy?

Trust me, the bounty for not being a worthless skinbag is better than supporting those fuckwitted asshats.

If we all try really hard, we can give him a bigly stroke. Hugely.

Like Cloud or Goku channeling the planet.

Go figure, the fat fuck that wears a girdle and stilts and paints himself orange and has a vagina for a neck doesn’t have good taste…

Maybe it’s not even up to him to decide. Oh well. He did. Now we have more ugly. He makes everything smell like farts.

Gold is tacky as fuck and that dude wouldn’t know good taste even if it was sold at the bottom of a ketchup bottle.

Lincoln’s ghost will push a bitch.

Title should read:

#Chipotle goes under after last willing customer cratered pants after eating Chipotle

LEGAL CONSEQUENCES aren’t the same as a pissed off hungry mob.

Even the big 'ol honkers with the red hats will roll up against lack of mac.

My Balls feel like there’s not significant proof that JFK didn’t try to swallow them.

Put a “Thank you for your attention on this matter ~ hearts and kisses, DJT” and they’ll eat it up.

Nobody gives a shit about them anymore. They are corrupt and can be purchased for pennies on the dollar.

Tiktok or YouTube won’t be taken seriously.

Maybe he should hijack a news station (like the Max Hedroom thing, but instead of spanking himself, the important thing he wants to say. Or both); that would get coverage.

This; but instead of balls it’s human trafficking

Fuck yeah they don’t. That dude is an ugly bag of rocks.

Sounds like a fancy word for “sheep”

Is bluemaga a version of the American Democratic Party with similar christo-fascist values and aspirations?

I think I understand…but don’t want to assume, so please extrapolate…

This is the first I’ve heard of this.

I don’t know who that dude is on the thumbnail; but his face is disturbingly small in comparison to his head.

He’s vain. If he really did have a stroke, and can comprehend the fact that people are making fun of his droopy crooked smirk; that is worse than prison for him.

In their defense…it is very difficult to crawl back up into one’s own ass