No pretty sure they’re me.

Though this is a pretty decent book. The version I read in 2009 had updated all the pop culture references to make it more relatable.

I think when I first saw this comic, the punchline was “what’s a four?” which I find funnier.

Not as good as the one in the video. Having them spread apart makes it too easy to interpret when the cup is vertical.

PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.

Not everything

If you’re ok with a screwdriver, you can mod a Casio F91-W and add a .beat watchface https://www.sensorwatch.net/docs/watchfaces/clock/#beat-time

The Swiss https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_Internet_Time

Sundials.

Now if you want to get really pissed, the magnetic North Pole is actually the South Pole of the Earth’s magnetic field. We call it the North Pole because the north side of a magnet points to it.

I’m currently reading Where the Wizards Stay Up Late. According to the book, Eisenhower was annoyed at how much the military branches jumped on projects to secure funding, so he made a non-military department called ARPA. And ARPA invented the internet.

Let’s do more of that.

When the animal council convened to decide what to do with the humans, only two animals stood in our defense.

The first was the dog.

The second was the mosquito.