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Does this mean that when CNN says, “It’s raining.” I will still need to put my hand out the window?

When someone makes a move, of which we don’t approve, who is it that always intervenes?

Have you met my friend, Heffalump? He talks me down during these times of inconsistency…

Why is everyone so upset that I put soap in the city font?

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES!

DO NOT OBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS

How many will have died because the court had to decide now? The damage is done. The damage is the point.

The follow-up is, “Why?”

inb4 WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

The ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE needs fuel! Don’t worry, it’s a very small chance that your children will be selected, just make sure to stay tuned to the gladiator events and serial dramas between the news that the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE is satisfied for the moment. Check your lottery numbers today to find out if you’ve won an all expenses paid trip, no luggage necessary, to EASTASIA WESTASIA! Don’t worry, if you’re watching this now, you’re probably not on the list of the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE!
fucking /s

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

I live in the US. WTF are the people thinking that this can float? WHAT? I am sitting in stunned disbelief as the nation does things…

I was told by my grade 8 history teacher that, “The Government is not your friend, the Government is not your enemy, the Government is there to make sure there is a tomorrow.” I don’t know what it means, but it sure sounds good, eh?

I live here and am so angry…I call my reps and senators, get a form response…call my local reps and senators…fuck all…I am starting a commununity garden.

Who are they protecting? What is the threat? Please give me a reasonalble response…

Thank you for the correction, it has been 27 years, the memory has swiss-cheesed.

Why do the ruling class forget the rules are there to protect them?

So there was this book that was published a few years ago and the first 3 pages were devoted to the life of a squirrel…I had to trip acid to realize the book was intended to start like that. Before you can comment on today’s sociey, you must read ‘The Illumantis Trilogy’. If you don’t, it isn’t funny…

How does this help the harvest?

Newton was right…I’m going to insult that twink virgin.