Craig: “What are we doing again?”

Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”

Craig: “…”

Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”

Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”

Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”

Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”

Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”

I had a pretzel milkshake once. I liked it. In my head it would kinda be like that.

I read this as Ant Man and for the life of me I could not figure out what Ant Man had to do with it.

Luol heads up the South Sudan Basketball Federation now. That’s noble as fuck and I’d absolutely sit down with this guy and listen to his story.

Also there’s a chance he’d buy. I’m all about a free McChicken.

Whatever.

GenX who act like this get kicked out of the generation and are forced to join the boomers.

Oh, so that was you behind me?

Jim?

Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.

Still feeling this at 55.

The first roundworm to see tape:

“Guys, I have an idea!”