Obviously, we’d all love to have everything for free, but it’s just not realistic. And $29 a pop isn’t that bad when you consider the alternative is losing access to all of those files forever. I just try not to use my .rar files too much, because it does add up.

they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka

It’s definitely not all wine and roses. I’ve heard their rations have been slashed to a single blowjob and massage per day. Really lackadaisical ones, too.

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

Now I really want a .beats watch. That’s so retro cool.

Calling Air Bud of all people just “a dog” is wildly absurd though. It’s a bit like saying you got beaten by “some short guy at the park” and it was Spud Webb. It’s Air Bud, father of Budderball, B-Dawg, Buddha, MudBud, and RoseBud. There’s clearly something in his genes. He’d have been competitive up to the college level, at LEAST. How do you even stop this:

you can easily just grab a kid and put a jersey on him lol

Pro-tip: don’t do this.

3. Eat it.

I think you’re right. Aside from screenshots showing it looks wrong, here’s the actual scene: https://youtu.be/yZszK_M_9_Y

It’s not there, unless I’m missing it.

“Farting is transcendant.”

Karma.

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?

Who named it the rectory? Just seems a little on-the-nose, no?