I didn’t like avocado until I tried it in a bowl of chicken tortilla soup with a bunch of cheese and avocado at the bottom of the bowl.

Wait, what is the moon to flat earthers, if not the moon?

Yup, gotta stop just a notch shy of “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” in these situations.

Patagotitan mayorum, yeah? ;)

*Noah’s flood

Consensually.

You heartless monster. I can’t say no, so both of mine pile in bed with me.

With a healthy amount of oil and all the meat I can mustard.

He was trying to grab them titties, just look at him. He deserved it.

But SkaterXL has mods. Soooooo many mods.

Literally yesterday I was thinking about joining a church with friends for a takeover like that!

I had children young and watched my peers have social lives, etc. But now, on this side of things, they’re just getting started with little ones and my kids are driving. It’s coming. MUHAHAHA

But you can’t even afford an Earth house?

I think you know.

It doesn’t start out fine. Imagine discovering that full diaper the first night. Though she probably already knew from the smell.

Just come down here and hang out with the rest of us. You’ll be safer. :(

They must be pretty tasty?

I really wish they wouldn’t do that. :(

Do you mean This PC?

You can even be selective and make only bad choices. Ask me how I know.