That sounds like my mum’s cat. She was a feral, left on the doorstep of the pub.

She’ll hiss and growl at everything, but you just distract her with a toy, then it’s all purrs and snuggles.She has a weird obsession with licking faces, which evolved from biting faces.

I just noticed where Australia is… I live in Pangaea’s butthole. Not surprised.

Wait, is that what pansexual means?

Clearly π was equal to 3 in old testament times, but geometry got all screwy when Jesus died for our sines.

Believe it or not, there is precedent for this.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I think my brain gets it mixed up with recommendation.