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Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

She saw the brake lights, but not in time.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.

She always had an interesting perspective on why the world must be flat.

Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on their children.

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

The old apple revels in its authority.