And were smarter than the average american.

Also to sloppify all media.

Cuisines evolve over time. As they should. Have you seen ancient roman recipes? Shit’s vile.

Makes a great gift, though.

So you don’t care that it’s real, just better written? Fuck, i can give you that, if you like.

No, it would break.

No, dude, you dont understand; qhen it was cat lady’s turn to be antagonist (the egyptian gods took turns) she ended the world or something kind of just because.

Not the individual earthquakes, but the quantity of them

I don’t know shit about individual earthquakes.

Right but for earthquakes the global standard is imperial. Nobody uses metric, except the french during the paris commune, the kingdom of hawaii, and mongolia.

Maaaaaybe north korea and cuba, but definitely not vietnam; it was a whole thing in the 80s.

To clarify for people who don’t know: japan has a shit ton of earthquakes.

Who the hell barebacks the internet these days?

The order will be issued from tge top. Its already in the minds of every cop.

The question is how far down the chain it gets.

Maybe the general says ‘No.’

Maybe a captain goes off mission.

Maybe a bottom level guy pretends his gun is jammed.

And maybe if they all fail, we go from the bad timeline to the worse one

I think there’s a chance they dont pull the trigger when the order comes, or point up the chain of command. Thats kind of the only option for avoiding Really Bad here.

I dont have enough faith in them to expect any particular outcome here, but it’s in their hands. Kind of holding my breath.

Yeah but the idea is the bar for them to start is higher than cops, who are trained to panic. I really fucking hope so.

To be fair, that was a cop, trained to panic

Edit: nevermind. Got on wifi and watched video. That was a cop trained that there are no consequences for its actions, and getting off on the impunity.

Im trying to imagine being an american warcrimer being exposed to this, stuff like french and dutch and eastern european partisans pulled in world war two, and i dont think im even getting a full picture of how much it would suck to be them.

And I think it would suck a lot. Like, even the co workers of a guy who got lured out on tinder or something and butchered would be fucked the hell up. And since everything has so much of the same stuff as home-all the traffic signs and most of the big chain stores etc, all the people look pretty much like the ones at home, there wouldn’t really be any way to heal from the trauma.

Like, if you watch sargent bob get splattered all over you and got some nasty burns from an ied in front of the wal mart on mlkjr blvd in los angeles across from a poorly greebled 5over1, and you went home, i dont think you’d be cool going past the wal mart on mlk jr blvd in Tallahassee or whatever shit hole they fished hypothetical baby storm trooper you out of, or living in a poorly greebled 5over1. Doubly so if the guy who did it had been in the same frat as your father in law, and you saw pictures of him in some family photo album years later.

Even small crap would echo out for decades. They would kind of be ‘over’ as people.

Im not sure i would have any sympathy, but damn, that’s an ugly fucking outcome. Really hoping enough of them have enough of a conscience to not press the metaphorical big red button, and we dont end up either there, or Dachau.

Yes, the solution to the powerful being protected but not bound by laws is to add more laws that will protect but not bind them.

Im always saying this, and everyone thinks im being sarcastic.

The OP meme, suggwsting your coffee maker and guy on top left of meme may keep some symbolic representation of the passage of time, but lacks an understanding of what that is.

I’ve been lurking hereish for a while things just weren’t spicy enough to assume i wouldn’t be banned after a first post.

I missed the word ‘it’ and agreed. Now i feel like afool. But yes.

Or the fun part.