Less of a descent. More of an ascent mimicking a conspicuously stiff-armed wave.

Und And we will put rockets HERE, and THERE and one full of (the good kind of) Afrikkkaners HERE!

Oh. Okay.

Now do the rest of them.

Will he though.

The Epstein class gets a convenient case of bone spurs every time there’s a draft.

Oh no how unfortunate.

He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Don’t forget Hegseth.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.

“Why would democrats do this?”

National service should be a universal duty. We should, as a society, seriously consider moving away from an all-volunteer force and only fight the next war if everyone shares in the risk and the cost.

You first, Alex. I’m sure the military could use your help on the front lines in Iran. Go capture Kharg island.

“It’s a glorious day in the neighborhood!”

On the one hand, I feel sorry for the troops.

On the other hand, we fucking told you so.

I’m glad these lunatics have gone fully mask-off. We can see how fucking stupid they are.

What a bittersweet event.

“Here” meaning the Beetlejuice! Musical?

Patel has publicly proclaimed that the FBI needs to demonstrate that it is “fierce,” and officials I spoke with said that he is fixated on that image in private as well. He recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.

Our superiors.

Uncle Clarence.