Having shitty luck helps, too.

Stick a fork in each end and eat it like corn on the cob.

Whether that’s good or bad depends on what’s in the glass.

That’s awesome, I hadn’t seen that yet. And so apropos!

EDIT: No idea why the other poster deleted it, but it’s too good to not put back up:

“I always though it was weird how none of the people on the track just roll out of the way, since they’re not tied to anything.”

rolls out of the way

Abyss = what you follow Illidan into

The picture is actually a moth, not a butterfly.

Misread it as gum at first.

No, next they’ll get someone who’s…

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