Interesting, but i counter with

Rocks

Bingo. What bush did that rock come from? Not a clue, but that’s $2000 in glass and/or body work to repair

Yeah I know, but with the standoff out provides, it could either be used from concealment or just give enough time to outrun them, which is not particularly difficult

I’m gonna get a slingshot, so i can dent door panels and shatter windows/windshields from a good distance away without the possibility of it being considered lethal force

I also want to dent cybertrucks

(Also I’m 100% cool with the expectation of reasonable cultural conformity and aside from dropping the occasional “ope” and “lemme just squeeze right by ya” I’ll blend right in)

We (me much more strongly than my wife) are considering leaving altogether.

One reason I advocated for the twin cities as our “final” stopping point was because the boundary waters are a very porous border and I know i could get my family across with relative speed and low risk

Politics have been a convenient correlation, but I’ve been convincing my wife to move further and further north to more climate-change resilient areas

Almost like that poleward range shift is gonna affect humans just like any other animal

What about it made her want to move?