A condom.

Apart from the obvious use, you can carry water in it if there’s an emergency.

If you are, so am I. I was part of the BBS scene, and it didn’t survive the transition to the internet. I’ve never felt so well-understood since then. Sometimes I dream about the LAN parties and summer picnics.

I’m stupid because I’m younger than him and vaccinated.

Your friend is not for taking seriously.

That’s not really much of a concern unless you aim satellites directly at it. There’s plenty of space in space.

You can wash it off. Just hold the duster under a tap and run cold water over it.

My wife uses an ostrich feather brush. It carries an electrostatic charge that holds the dust.

Lots of textures in every bite.

New Zealand here. Yes, public libraries have the many volumes of the legal code in the reference section.

Please, article writer, be a little more passive-aggressive.

Yes, but it’s okay. I have low expectations.

And in the early days they obtained the potassium nitrate by boiling shit. Might be the opposite of addictive.

I don’t hate it, but my personal experience has been that it’s not reliable enough to depend on. I don’t like that it’s being pushed on us so hard when it will routinely let us down.

I’m from New Zealand. We’ve traditionally been a US ally but the situation being what it is at the moment, I think there’s a good chance we’d try to stay neutral.

They might not want to do it, they might feel there are better things to fight for, they may have heavy regret signing and volunteering for the military knowing who the president is. But they do it anyways.

Do you maybe mean the opposite of respect? Because that seems more logical.

I believe Thiel’s name is one of the ones found in the Epstein emails.

One thing I’ve noticed is that boomers think that if you disagree with them, it means you must be younger than them and therefore wrong.

If you’re older than a boomer, your arguments tend to consist of. “Speak up! Why can’t you speak up? No, I don’t need a hearing aid. I need you to speak up!”

I think cats would have outrageously fake french accents.

Like they’re unironically wholesale swallowing cultural domination.

Did you somehow get the idea that northern hemisphere countries own Christmas traditions?

I’ve seen a mall Santa. He was inside, in the air conditioning, so I think he was okay.

After this exercise I’m left wondering how are new chips designed nowadays considering that there are billions and billions of microscopic transistors in a modern chip?

You have to use one, to design one.