themadcodger

Well, huh. If half the state participates, and 55% of the participants vote yes, it’ll mean a vote of no confidence in the US, but won’t actually mean secession. It’ll form a commission to study the viability though.

We’re still your allies and friends! We’re devastated that it’s come to this. You guys are the best!

Yes, please! I would gladly join, and a lot of us are down with that idea already.

I hate that we’re literally funding them to drag us all back to the dark ages since the blue states receive less than they pay in taxes and vice versa with the red.

Dem President: Here’s my budget for the year and this is how much it would cost. Congress: We agree to pay for that. Dem President: Great, I need money to pay for things in the budget. Rep Congress: The president is irrationally spending money (on things we approved) we can’t possibly do that!

“If the democrats got a magic lamp and three wishes, they’d negotiate it down to one wish, and then use that to wish for something they think the republicans would want.”

Don’t they cry every time Dems are in office and try to raise the debt ceiling, which is in itself an unnecessary procedure.

Yeah, I thought the main devs were Latvian 🤔