Israel orders military to stop Gaza-bound yacht carrying Greta Thunberg

Surprise twist: He redirected all your Christian prayers to Waheguru and you’re all now an additional cycle away from Mukti.

Meanwhile, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine are trying to make the galaxy a safer place.

Yeah, I mean…

Not Greta though? I know this seems like a weird tipping point considering all we’ve seen, but I don’t know how I’d handle that.

Is anyone else genuinely and seriously concerned? Surely they wouldn’t, right?

Right. But what do you think of her new hair?