Meanwhile in the states. My parents used to fly me alone when I was 12 on an airline nicknamed Scare-West.

So asking it to fuck off is the best we can hope for.

Hate me all you want. I’ll burn your eye sockets out with my high beams.

I spent an extreme amount of time aligning my low beams so they don’t point up into people’s eyes. And I drive a fairly low to the ground Hyundai Elantra. I am very careful with those high beams.