i probably meant to get my self into trouble. but my mom wants to come chill.

oof looks like the maggoty cum fart didn’t do so well. gotta ask my peples, maggoty cum farts? so we’re delete evertyhing see ya

you know i was sitting out there waiting for your response

no escape if we don’t laugh at the likes of Joni Ernst. i mean, explain it to me, menstruatiot.

probably a AI thing

it’s weird to judge on the basis of thumbnails

RIP my gramps. fascists must die, is that weird

i like that one for how much effort it takes to explain

this isn’t just some silly bs. these kids are playing games with you. Your life, your whole existence. if you ever worked a day, you are now fucked. they got you catalogued.

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that’s a friend.

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you’re not paying attention.

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

Perhaps they meant T.A.Z.

perhaps OP thinks you’re a goof if you don’t invest in a proprietary software stack.

you didn’t read the whole username. I got fired from being a claquer, which means I can’t get paid to clap in 19th century French theatre productions. Gosh!

to you and me that makes sense but honestly the American public is extremely forgetful. With Epstein in particular, we still don’t have clear answers or justice or a final accounting, and it’s whatever. America shrugs. Maxwell is in jail hopefully forever, but Trump will pardon her if it’s worth it to him.

hey calm down i don’t work for them.

agreed that no one goes to that much trouble to carry out an assassination then walks around with the murder weapon. plus i wouldn’t trust a plastic homemade gun to begin with, but after it had been fired several times? that’s literally trash.

the only mitigating factor I guess could be mental illness. Brian Thompson wasn’t exactly an obvious target, as far as evil CEOs go, still seems weird to pick him

jail is where they’d put you to dry out, sober up, hopefully behave yourself. lots of old movies make jail seem comically quaint. I myself have been released from the lockup “on my own recognizance” or some such, basically means they didn’t want the expense of keeping me there, plus I agreed in writing to show up for the court date.

prison doesn’t have to mean federal time, could be a big scary state prison, but you get there from doing felonies. and the felony could be just weed, like you had a garbage bag full of it and shared it with friends.

if your meme is topical to current events, it helps to post a reference

was it this one? https://www.cnn.com/us/idaho-student-killings-timeline/index.html

no that was 2022, this is bleak and fucked. I don’t want to sift through stories about kids getting killed.