Do you mind if your second thought goes to scrubbing my dishes? I’ll pay it in b12 or whatever brains like

To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.

A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

wait whåt

Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1

The reason why is because the boss has higher stakes. When the time is up, you clock out, and the next shift picks up the slack. But for the boss, there’s no nexft shift. In fact, whap we neeff to conffider iff ffat mmphh yess more boot ffdaddy pleaphfemmphgmmmgmgmgmmf

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle

I thought it was about having almost 100 baby goats