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Oh, the mess I’m in
Waiter: “What would you fellas like to drink?”
UFO: “Dr. Doctor! Please!”
Oh, doctor, doctor I must have gotten this sick somehow
Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.
Yes.
Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.
Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn’t get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.
Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)
Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener… Meh.
It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world
“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“
I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?
Cherry BBQ flavor?
I can’t really explain how it tastes except that.
Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?
Mister Mister
No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is… Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc…
What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?
I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.
Spiced cherry cola, maybe?
Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.
Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?
Apparently Europe. Europeans keep saying it. Meanwhile over in America i can’t stand cherry because it tastes like cough syrup.
No, grape soda is purple flavored.
Purple drank
🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I’ve got a bad case of diabetes 🎶
Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us
Give me the news, I’ve got a… bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu
For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a “soft rock” station on, which to young me was very awful.
Somebody always got to beat me to it. I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(
Don’t think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits
Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.
Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.
“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”
Everything okay over there America?
May be real, but it’s made from corn. Too sweet for moi
More likely beets.
It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?
No
Not by a long shot.
Dr? Doctor.
Thirst? Unquenched.
Hotel? Trivago.
Visa? Mastercard
