I know it’s the second Costco related thing I’ve posted on this, but it’s a pretty big deal.
If these MAGA turds want to try to boycott, I’ll laugh my ass off because this one of the best performing retail stocks in the US in the past 20 years.
MAGAs are literally now asking to pay more for fair trade products.
Maga cares about fair trade?
At least they’ve stopped arguing the tariffs won’t raise prices.
The only boycotting they are doing is on twitter while they wait in line at the Costco checkouts.
If they are even in a country with a Costco or have a Costco membership or have a Costco within 50 miles of them!
My Costco is flooded with maga, I would love it if they boycotted the store, I have some shopping to do soon.
They won’t actually. Guarantee it.
Yeah, I know. But it’s nice to dream…
Best time to go is about half hour before closing on a week night. If you have a lot of items, maybe give yourself a bit more time. But people tend to clear out a bit. Used to go on weekends at one point, but I prefer having the place mostly to myself…
Two problems with that. 1) I work 3rd shift and would be either asleep or just waking up when they close, and 2) I have worked many retail jobs and the last minute customers were despised and I don’t think I could do that to them knowing how it screwed me over ever time.
But thanks for the idea.
I used to work retail, too, and yeah, I hated that. Cannot tell you how many times someone would roll in JUST as we are trying to literally lock the door. “I just need a few quick things”, then hangs out for half an hour, because they are a local, or know the girl I work with, or whatever the fuck.
I make sure I wrap up well before the close time. I get in, and get the hell out. Definitely don’t want to be that guy. There has been times where I handed my receipt and walked out the front door at maybe 8:20-something (closes at 8:30) and I know many people are still wandering around the store.
Yeah but then you’re making the workers’ lives worse. Seriously people please don’t go to a restaurant or shop a half hour before they close.
Costco will be so much nicer without all the maga mouthbreathers clogging the aisles
MAGA fans? More like MAGA cultists based on their behavior (in this particular instance for example).
“grrr, costco is giving in to the woke agenda, i’m just gonna go shop at sam’s club instead”
I’d bet real money that most of the “people” threatening to boycott don’t live on the same continent as a Costco store anyway.
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Might be a Kid Rock or two out there machine-gunning their Costco membership card or whatever, but yeah, I would not be surprised if a lot of this is trolls, bots and reverse virtue signaling.
Sad. To make it more epic, they should get like 10-15 Executive membership cards. Then shoot them all up.
Oh and also buy like 100 Costco gift cards worth $1000. Shoot those up too.
Really show Costco! 😈
Bud Light seems to be doing fine.
Didnt Modelo overtake them as the number one beer brand in America thanks to the whole fiasco? At least that’s what my MAGA mother in law likes to announce anytime there’s beer commercials during football games.
According to Forbes, Bud Light sold the most volume, Modelo sold the most by dollar. Modelo is apparently priced as a “premium” beer.
Michelob Ultra just beat them both out, but they are owned by the same company as Bud Light.
Duff, Duff Lite, Duff Dry.
Michelob Ultra is a bread La Croix.
And Guinness is just an entire loaf of dark bread with a side of coffee. Almost as if beer and bread are both grain products.
How dare you say something so controversial yet factual.
Well again, my source is someone with an agenda, so I’m not surprised the info is either incorrect or lacking nuance.
Modelo / premium : Choose one
I wouldn’t consider Modelo to be a premium beer but it’s certainly a better beer than the standard options like bud (light) and Coors (light) that are served everywhere.
I prefer Sol as my standard beer. On its own, I wouldn’t say it’s a premium beer, but relative to bud/Coors it is.
I suppose nearly everything is more premium compared to bud or coors.
That’s because people boycotted them by buying other beers owned by the same brand
Ugh, whenever I hear about Bud Light I feel sorry for Dylan Mulvaney and the shitstorm she got dragged into
Harassment in stores drops off a cliff.
Great. Who is going to leave shopping carts in random parking spots now?
costco’s doing the right thing
Costco is doing the correct thing.
It’s the right(wing) who are wrong.
that’s what i mean
I wonder which countries these boycotters are from. 70% chance these are bots from Russia, India, or South Asia.
GOOD.
Get MAGA out of my Costco. Won’t miss you assholes even for a second.
So you’re telling me we won’t have to deal with trash at Costco anymore?
I thought they were already boycotting it for dei or anything else that they feel made them be slighted
