It’s so hilarious to watch I had to post this.
I’m surprised he didn’t insist his face be on one of the sides
What a doofus. He’s more doofy than GWB
I used to think GWB would be the worst President of my lifetime.
Now, I fondly remember GWBs fumbling in comparison.
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me… you can’t get fooled again”
That might have been media training. Imagine the clips of “shame on me”? The Daily Show would have had a field day.
I used to think GWB would be the worst President of my lifetime.
Well, Ronnie Raygun was still in living memory for me, so…while W/Cheney had that Iraq thing, Ronnie Raygun did a lot more damage to this country. And while most people like to add “-gate” to words for scandals, due to Watergate, Iran/Contra was arguably worse.
And knowing America’s track record on electing dumb leaders …
It’s the worst president so far.
Well, we finally have Bezos and Musk on the victory stage clapping with their selected candidate.
They are less and less concerned about public appearances and open support every year. It… it’s almost as if they control the government and media to influence public opinion to win. But that’s crazy
Are we sure he wasn’t just rigging the coin-toss in the most obvious way possible?
I had thought about that, especially since Army won the toss, and the Army shares a “birthday” with Trump. He would be a petty enough bitch to fix a coin toss because of that.
But I chased down video of the toss, and I don’t think he looked at the coin long enough to acknowledge which side was up. Rather, I think he tossed the coin as if he was tossing it into a fountain. Which is probably how he regards any coin which doesn’t have his picture on it.
(You would think he has seen enough football games to know how the coin toss goes. But keep in mind he is originally from Queens, NY, which is Jets territory. One could forgive him for not bothering to really follow the NFL over the years if the Jets were all he got to watch.)
He owned a USFL team, the New Jersey Generals. Shockingly, he bankrupted the team and is widely viewed as the catalyst for the league folding.
Well, he was the guy that pushed for the USFL to move its schedule from Spring to Fall, which is really what killed it.
That, and the fact that while the USFL technically won their anti-trust suit with the NFL, they were awarded only $1 in damages (although those types of suits award triple damages, so they really won $3!)
Trump was in on the bidding for the Bills when they were up for sale, but NFL owners did everything they could to kill that because of all this history. He says that if he bought the Bills, he probably would have never ran for President. In an alternative universe, the country is not a fascist hellhole and the Bills suck (but have a cheerleading squad “on the younger side”…)
His terrible track record aside, it’s kind of crazy just how many different pies he’s had his fingers in over the years. The guy is like the Forrest Gump of shady business dealings.
Does he have a job?
Eh, it’s goofy looking but he had gloves on. I’m all for shitting on this dude but this is kind of nothing.
No, you can flip a coin with gloves on, especially if you are flipping it onto to the ground. Just give it a bit of spin as it leaves.
A more competent human might have even practiced, but practicing is just an acknowledgement that you might not know everything already.
Here’s a thought, take glove off? Just a thought.
He had gloves on to hide the track marks from his dementia medicine injections.
Yup
Must be the flat feet
This clown can’t do a LOT of normal things. The only thing he’s good at is appealing to morons and grifting.
This man truly represents the country he leads
Doesn’t represent me
TIL you are a country
I am once again begging people to not post headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know.
Honestly, I think it’s hilarious that they keep emphasizing his age after years of the bIdEnSoOld BS, even from alleged allies…
Same problem as in 2016. Everyone assumed they’d beat Trump. Their main opposition would be in the primaries, because nobody would really vote for him, right?
Wrong, twice. And as bad as the first term felt, this one has been so much more catastrophic.
Imagine being a 270lb block of muscle pumped full of testosterone standing this close to a fascist murderer and child rapist and not ripping even one of his limbs off? Talk about a setup for regret.
Remember these are military football players. So 50/50 they are also rapists or fascists.
Taking the coin with a pinched left hand, and placing it into the open palm of his right, the president heaved the coin forward, sending it in a feeble, plunging arc. Helpfully, he pointed out where the coin had landed after it hit the ground.
God, that last part made me literally LOL.
If this were Biden, the Faux Cinematic Universe would be calling for impeachment/Amendment 25 over just this alone…
He’s not athletic enough for a coin toss. That’s quite something.
He’s not athletic enough to drink from a bottle of water. That’s quite sometbing too.
Hating god and drinking water is right up my alley.
lol autocorrect. I meant athletic.
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lol this will be the official MAGA coin flip style from now on. I really hope they show that on their Trump commemorative coin commercials.
