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“She’s the bees knees” or “look at that sexy bird” I’m still confused after writing it out. Does the stinger go into the cloaca? If so, I’d guess the bee is the man… but then bees are mostly female. I fucking give up. I’d piss in the alley.
Isn’t the queen bee generally the only female?
Honeybee colonies are mostly female. The Queen and Workers are female and the males (Drones) don’t actually do much, don’t have stingers, and don’t collect pollen. They are tolerated in small numbers to well… you know.
Get confused, shit and piss all over the floor where I stand.
Oh, I guess next time I’m supposed to use the bird one.
I’m a human being with autism and a number of other conditions that make it hard for me to interact with other people
If you’re confused it’s fine to just ask which one to use
okay, which one is for humans?
The, female, Queen Bee is iconic.
All bees are female, except the drones which are only grown when needed.
The sign in the right says “bees”, but the picture shows a creature with eight legs, two body segments, and no wings. That’s no bee, that’s a spider!
Oh shit you’re right!
There’s my answer then! Thank you!
First set is arena, third is the wings, the come out straight with no detents like the other 6 legs.
If that was Poland it would be pretty understandable since nearly every bee is female* while “ptak” (bird) is widely used synonym for penis.
*i never met anyone who wouldn’t know this, also even the word “pszczoła” (bee) is always feminine in language
It’s hilarious that the anglo-saxon explanation yields the polar opposite.
TIL anglos seem to have children by pollinating.
Bee
Wew birds is wimmin, guv’nor
Plot twist: It’s a trick, both rooms are full of wasps!
In the UK women can be called birds but it’s considered a bit tasteless nowadays.
Bees pollinate (boys), birds lay eggs (girls).
Those are both things only the females of the species do
Worker bees (which are female) go outside and pollinate; female birds lay eggs.
Birds big (boys), bees small (girls)
Am I supposed to lay eggs??!?!!?
As a wren, yes.
How did I forget that… Good one.
But birds also pollinate! Ahh
Boys gotta stinger
aaaand a beak
Aliens from outer space that resemble birds and bees have recently infiltrated earth and are slowly but surely taking over earth’s restrooms.
You are neither their species, so it’s best to turn around and go home.Bird is slang for girl, Bee = B for Boy
In greek, bird is slang for penis(πουλί).
A restroom for girls with penises.
Bees will stick it in ya
Only the female bees have stingers.
Just pick a random one. They are nonbinary as far as I am concerned.
This post made me realize, I’ve only ever heard “the birds and the bees” referenced, but never actually how it’s applied during sex ed.
But uh, turns out this does not make any sense in that context either. It’s just two separate examples to explain sexuality, so bees pollinating flowers and birds laying eggs. They’re just used as examples, because they’re visible in nature and somewhat resemble the mechanics of sex.
But in those examples, the bee is pollinating and the bird is conceiving, so it would make sense.
Ah, I thought there would be a male bird involved still, but I guess that example just explains ovulation. Still quite optimistic that everyone shares the same understanding here, though…
They should have used the eggplants and the peaches. Before cell phone emojis that would have made things even more confusing. Then Piper Perry could do the putting the condom on the eggplant demonstration, and every boy could feel inadequate for the next several decades.
I always thought the bird part was related to plant reproduction, too. Like how birds eat fruit and shit the seeds out lol
