Yes, and assuming Mulder was too enthusiastic to do his job properly.

“Anime”

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it 😭

This is a learned response. Once bitten, twice shy.

Same reason that shit on TV is five easy payments of 29.95.

I’m willing g to spend $29. I’ll even spend $29 five times. But not $150.

Australia can into EU plz?

I’ll show you fuckin’ left!

Life is a joke

We have been simping since the dawn of man.

I’m not technically allowed to sell the Lenovo laptop I bought earlier this year unless I get permission from the US Govt. It says so right on the invoice

Jokes on them, I’m selling it anyway hah ha.

Does anyone else hear the sound of chinooks?

Personally, I look forward to visiting Cascadia, and travelling to the DMZ to point and gawk at the ruins of the new hermit kingdom.

Why are they just standing there in like waist deep grass?

Nah it’ll be fine Ill just have a quick peek!

I’ve never considered the colour of the sun. I’m going to get my telescope out and have a look later today!

That arm go all the way down and them teeth go all the way up

Basic sex model, yes.

I heard about a hostage situation at waffle house once. Except the staff were the hostage-takers.

Gopnik dazzle camoflauge

Star wars?

And she doesn’t have a bike to make a fast getaway!