This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
THE PROPHECY!
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I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.
Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?
that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises
Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.
Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
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2023, but good find
My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
You think that’s big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it’s cold.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
