Having piously attributed his inhumanly buff, conker-y body to the benefits of eating dicks and going on podcasts, it is proved that Johnson has, in fact, been injecting steroids to the tune of more than $11,000 a month.

Hahaha

when you say it like that, it’s not long enough

if they want that

too busy picking up every farm and construction worker they can

Wang! Pay attention!

Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…