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minus-square_edge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s why she brought her baby. No one is going to kidnap someone with a baby. To much hassle.
minus-squareecvanalog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAlso Zaphod didn’t want to mention it but the baby had a knife.
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
minus-squareNarauko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhich is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.
That’s why she brought her baby. No one is going to kidnap someone with a baby. To much hassle.
Also Zaphod didn’t want to mention it but the baby had a knife.
That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
Which is why I, as a professional guard baby, always bring a tennis ball and a kitten to expected kidnappings: to distract puppies and to distract the kidnapper with “dad with the kitten he said he didn’t want” moments.
Now the kitten I might kidnap.