That’s totally my uber racist white twin brother. Except for the nose. And the face part. And the hair. Oh who am I kidding, that guy looks like me but with the contrast and brightness set to 100%. I’m disappointed at my white self. I always wished I would be a benevolent type of white politician twin guy. And clearly not. But I am way more handsome. OK who am I kidding, I didn’t even shave today. At least I’m just a low level copycat and not evil Steven Colbert speaker. If I was Steven, I wouldn’t even walk outside. That’s how embarrassed I would be of looking like that guy.
I guess it could be worse. You could be minding your own business selling ice cream Popsicles or something in the streets of India and next thing you know your evil twin opens a concentration camp for migrants or something.
That’s totally my uber racist white twin brother. Except for the nose. And the face part. And the hair. Oh who am I kidding, that guy looks like me but with the contrast and brightness set to 100%. I’m disappointed at my white self. I always wished I would be a benevolent type of white politician twin guy. And clearly not. But I am way more handsome. OK who am I kidding, I didn’t even shave today. At least I’m just a low level copycat and not evil Steven Colbert speaker. If I was Steven, I wouldn’t even walk outside. That’s how embarrassed I would be of looking like that guy.
I guess it could be worse. You could be minding your own business selling ice cream Popsicles or something in the streets of India and next thing you know your evil twin opens a concentration camp for migrants or something.