Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing in the street outside as they were pursued and then destroyed by a nameless malevolent force, something neither I nor anyone else could control, a […]
Last I heard, Onion CEO Ben Collins was dating Kat Abughazaleh.
No no no. What you heard was “They’re sleeping together” and that’s only because they both have narcolepsy.