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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room

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      Laid is laid. Also the crazy ones are objectively hotter.

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        I recall there being a warning about crazy

        • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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          9 months ago

          trick is to just be crazier

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          9 months ago

          They also warn you about drugs. But drugs are awesome!

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            I have sex on drugs with crazy hot women pretty regularly! It feels great and is certainly maximizing pleasure and euphoria. There are downsides of a less stable life, unhealthy relationships, but the lack of boredom makes up for it.

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          True but, they’re undeniably great in bed.

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          There’s warnings about using credit cards too. Just because people warn you about it, that doesn’t mean that it’s always a bad thing. Use your better judgement to know when to go for it.

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            Chop a line of meth with your credit card for a euphoric time.

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