I can tell You that most people are miserable.
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Have you been watching me? 😩
I got this feeling
Somebody is watching meee
No, that’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
I know it’s a meme but that puts you ahead of like 50% of people
You sure did not lose the faith in humanity
Sir, this is a lemmy’s.
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hamburger?
Alls we got is beans
Daring today aren’t we?
They come in 6 or 12 piece, sir.
Is this a neurotypical meme I’m too too autistic understand?
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My answer is just jking using a meme format, basic emotion reading can be hard for people on the spectrum
I can do it without even looking at or communicating with people! “Hmm, your face feels irritated. Wow, you seem really pissed off now! Anyway, thanks for allowing me to approach the bench, Your Honor…”
In America right now, this is an actual ability. The red hats are literally sociopaths.
I had this happen to me at the club once. A guy obviously read my body language for something I was about to do, and earnestly told his friend that he was psychic while trying to predict me. I played along, pretending I couldn’t hear him, and I couldn’t stop laughing internally when he got excited saying, “Told you so! I have the gift.” It was fun playing up his little fantasy like a reverse magic trick where the one being fooled is the magician. My only regret was not shattering his shit-eating grin after having confirmed his superpowers, but I rest easy thinking one day it’s going to backfire on him.
That guy was just wingmanning you and you didn’t pick up on it.
Lol! That’s a clever interpretation but he wasn’t being too nice while describing me.
I can melt an cube with my mind. It just takes a while.
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