Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. You wanna do the funniest thing ever?
But nah. He probably just got reminded that he wasn’t made the new pope and is now angry that christianity hates him and wants his evangelical base to stroke his… ego.