Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?

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    7 months ago

    The orange diseased carcass of a human:

    If you play stairway to heaven forwards, it contains a secret plan for getting to heaven for rich people.

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    7 months ago

    Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. You wanna do the funniest thing ever?

    But nah. He probably just got reminded that he wasn’t made the new pope and is now angry that christianity hates him and wants his evangelical base to stroke his… ego.

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    Boy it sure would be scary if there was some part of the Bible that told you that how you treated the least amongst us, the hungry, the immigrant, the homeless, was how you treated god.

    I’m sure trump has nothing to worry about, he’s always been real nice to the vulnerable among us right?

    Matthew 25:40-45 New International Version

    40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

    41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

    44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

    45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

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      7 months ago

      Old people start talking nonchalantly about death when they feeling their mortality waning. Hoping Trump’s a late to recognize that feeling.

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    I’m sure he’s probably trolling again. But I do enjoy the thought of him having a small glimpse of clarity about what a piece of shit he’s been his whole life. Full clarity from a narcissist like that would be too much to ask. If he ever saw himself clearly for even a second, he would never stop throwing up.

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    It’s easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than it will be for him and his ilk to get into heaven.

    If I believed in heaven, I’d probably take more solace in that. But I would much prefer we enact justice while he’s living, even if only as an example to others who’d wish to follow in his footsteps.

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        Honestly im fine with everyone involved in the cover up getting life in prison. Those involve with the trafficking and pedophilia themselves should be put in general pop. It’ll sort itself out.

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          7 months ago

          MAGA is outraged over the Epstein files and libs/democrats are jumping on the band wagon

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    7 months ago

    Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?

    #curious

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    7 months ago

    Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.

    I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.