The only good use for a horse is sausages.

A lot of russian refineries and fuel depots have burned in the last few years, as well as a fully loaded LNG tanker.

Natural causes before July.

He’ll be dead by the end of the year. I’d be more worried about what vance Peter Thiel has planned.

Dimethyl mercury

They’d just find a spongy mess where his frontal lobe should be.

They still had to buy it though.

Colour me shocked!

She new she was spending the night before she left. She just thought she’d have better luck convincing me after she was already there and it was getting towards Saturday evening. “Oh no I lost track of time I know you don’t want me taking the bus late [friend]'s parents are ok with me staying here”. It was obvious but well orchestrated so I let her get away with it. After all,I don’t want to give her reason to be more sneaky than she already is.

My kid went round to her friends house “just for the day” recently.

She phoned and said, “oh btw [friend] wants me to stay the night is that ok?”

Me: “you’ll need to come back and get things for the night”.

Her: “it’s ok I already have my pyjamas toothbrush and laptop with me”

Me: 🤨

Whale is fucking delicious though.

Probably. I was living in Bergen at the time, so it wouldn’t have been practical for me. I make British Christmas food anyway, which is a lot more heavily spiced than Norwegian Christmas food. So it works to just use baking margarine.

That was rough. It happened right before Christmas too. People were scalping butter on finn.no and supermarkets had to import butter from France.

Also I remember reading a newspaper account of a danish supermarket that actually ordered 1000 litres of milk by mistake. And everyone in Norway found it hilarious, because it happened after the sketch was aired.

Apparently it’s happened a couple of times

Yes, to an extent, but I don’t think it has to do with grammar as much as pronunciation. Norwegian (bokmål) and danish are almost indistinguishable when written down, but spoken Danish is pronounced very weirdly (a lot of swallowed and mumbled consonants that causes it to sound like the speaker has gotten drunk on their way back from getting a root canal and is currently struggling to eat a hot potato). Despite Norwegian having a massive range of regional dialects, Norwegian kids learn to speak a lot quicker than danish kids. Largely because danish kids just don’t understand what they’re hearing for longer. The Danes have to subtitle their own TV programmes because they don’t really understand each other. It’s a fucking mess. Norwegian kids understand Swedish before danish kids understand danish.

Here is a short documentary on the danish language

No-one likes the USA. It’s low hanging fruit. Especially now.

There are going to be a lot of wars this year.

So much worse.

The pain is real

In a 2 dimensional graph y is vertical, adding z doesn’t change that.