

Yeah, it’s a wild concept, I agree with you. Aren’t there denominations that think your soul goes into hell for a couple of hundert million years untill your sins are purged (the German word is Fegefeuer, no idea how that translates) and then you go to heaven? That sounds at least a bit more reasonable.
“Oh, sry, I am listening to something right now and would appreciate not to be interrupted while I do so. If it’s nothing important that you need to talk about right now I am more than happy to chat with you later on.”