And if anyone does then comedy is truly dead!
First they came for the dick jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include dick jokes
Then they came for the [ethnicity] people be like jokes, but I said nothing because my act didn’t include [ethnicity] people be like jokes
Etc
Yeah but tornados are woke and anyone who dies in one is a radical leftist
Wood? Set ablaze.
Bronze? Sawed at the feet and stolen.
We know what must be done. Silver. Then Gold. Then platinum. All scrapped for their value. This is just a low key progression to distribute wealth for whoever wants to take it. Be best, Robin Hood vandals. Melt her down into the slag she is.
Right? Who takes what one of the most powerful people in the world says seriously? If you don’t like it it’s just a prank, bro! Comedy is so back! You’re being sent to Libya or Rwanda or El Salvador for a sketch! Why aren’t you laughing?
Yeah but think of the photo op!
I can’t wait until we’re adjusting our humors, blood letting, and institutionalizing women for hysteria… or really anything that exhibits individuality.
Thomas’s dissent stated he didn’t get anything lavish to go along with the ruling. Also, he didn’t get to show porn to anyone involved so he took his ball and went home.
Boy howdy this is the type of claim that is easily researched. Even without the birthday these displays are not a common occurrence.
Get ready for The Big Book of British Smiles: Florida Edition
Her performative holier than thou talking over people asking questions is so fucking pathetic. She’s a child up there yelling “nuh uh, fart factory! I’m rubber and you’re glue”. This is an administration of intellectually and emotionally stunted adult children shitting in their hands and smearing it on the walls; People who peaked in high school who have somehow risen to a position where they can now take their failures out on the people they have the privilege to oversee.
Must’ve insulted that dreadful combover
How bout that American Dream? How bout that upward mobility? Fuck you, Howard Buttlick.
Why stop now? Corruption? Add it to the pile and demand for people with the actual ability to do something about it do so or…
She, an outspoken 9/11 was an inside job conspiracy peddler went to the 9/11 memorial event with DJT during the campaign. I would say she’s Grima Wormtongue-ing her way into his mind, but I think he’s already got that covered with his Fox News/OAN feedback loop. Also, this isn’t meant to be making fun of the way she looks, but why do all MAGA cult women have such ridiculous facial augmentations? Is it a prerequisite to make yourself look like Handsome Squidward to rise in the ranks?
Totally. Shout out to JorDan and yourself.
Alex Jones is just an Elon Musk cheerleader selling sea moss and ranting about the devil at this point. It’s incredible to see how contradicting his current support for this administration’s illegality is to his whole philosophy from when he started. He never cared about anything. It was always about chasing the grift. He rolled Bill Cooper into Rush Limbaugh to sell cheap supplements to rubes at a high markup.
We’ll see in a month when he’s thrown under the bus
If only Gene LeBell could rise from the dead and choke out an entire country
They follow supply side Jesus, the prosperity gospel, and gravitate towards passages that they can use as a cudgel on people who are ew gross yucky to them.
He’s going to mandate that Mayor of Knox County Kane Tombstone Piledrive him into home plate. What a stupid timeline.