Tons of them have been re-arrested already, though. He needs fresh meat

Felonious acts by a felon?!

You don’t say!

Make a channel for angry upvotes

Tell that to my kids. They fart on me all the time

Let us not forget… an FRT doesn’t even constitute a “machine gun” by their own definition!

Hey… have the hurricane season you voted for

I have about 8 of those. I’m a fucking packrat

Zing!

Teeth aren’t technically bones

Call me crazy, but can’t the SCOTUS set precedent? I’m not a lawyer, but I can fucking read

I don’t even live in Florida, but I’d do it for the lulz

“By my calculation, this is going to increase the deficit by $4 trillion.”

Wait…

This shit is out of hand. The morons in the middle east need to stop killing … anyone, and if someone has a non-violent opinion about it here in the US, who fucking cares?

Illegal persecution of free speech needs to fucking end!

smack

The streaming service formerly known as…

Who wants to bet on which country will pull out all the stops and just have someone there to suck his dick?

The ones where Big Brother will torture and kill you for refusing

Want more than 2 minutes to poop? You’re fired!

Don’t call me Shirley

Those filthy Brits can’t fool me. Speak American!