You muh muh muh make me happy (since I was thinking the same thing)

I’m with you. Nasty and painful!

I do that all the time, lol

Massive coronary events? Could be quick

And now they’re actively gutting public education. …

Truancy*

It might been the right thing for them to do, lol

Apparently he doesn’t gag easily, either! Hah!

Are you ok? Having a stroke?

Some of us Yanks aren’t completely ignorant of the rest of the world, lol.

Oh, and those of us who are self-aware, we apologize for the current state of things.

TACO

We just need to go back to point to point actual private networks. Fuck 'em

That’s what they want so they can clamp all the way down and death star us into submission

All pieces of shit

“Very fine people on both sides”

“In many ways” signals to me that he’s just going to say people have been paid but nobody is actually getting anything.

Of course, his base will lap his bullshit up and praise how generous and honest he is.

Bread and circuses

It doesn’t actually sound like anyone will get a check “lots of ways” probably means it’s never going to happen, but all the MAGAs will point to him just saying this and gushing about how generous he is

Bigger fish to fry

We may take #1, but there are stupid people everywhere. Trust me.

I mean if the president looks straight at an eclipse without any eye protection…