• Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zipEnglish
    14·
    3 days ago

    A campaign I was in once me and another party member drove a carriage through a battle as a last ditch attempt to prevent a tpk. We actually saved almost everyone but the player we did kill was so pissed lol

    • Owl@mander.xyz
      61·
      2 days ago

      Please precise that this was in a videogame

      I read it as if it had happened IRL

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 days ago

        2 good friends playing darts and one gets upset at the other because he’s losing. Fight ensues and one of the guys has to leave because the other worked there as the DJ so the bouncers were going to side with him either way. Dude leaves and drives off. We’re sitting out front smoking and shooting the shit and the upset friend comes back in his truck. Pulls a hatchet out of the vehicle and comes charging to stab him through the back of the head. One of the other guys at the table got up and stuck him 6 times with a knife faster than anyone saw. We thought he stabbed him once or twice, but counted 6 in the security footage. Dude with the knife and the friend the guy was trying to stab hops in a car and leaves. Man that’s bleeding everywhere hops in his car and leaves the other direction. We all had to get up and move to the next table because there was blood everywhere and it was a crime scene now.

        Police arrive and ask what happened, everyone answers, I don’t know what happened, but we’ve been drinking so our account wouldn’t mean much. They wrap the area, we drink and smoke and 15-20 minutes later the cops leave.

        Video game or Florida really could be a game sometimes.

      • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
        51·
        2 days ago

        I couldnt go up the stairs because someone was already coming down, so rather than wait, I just pissed myself and made a sandwich

      • mmddmm@lemm.ee
        1·
        2 days ago

        That snippet can’t represent the real world:

        but the player we did kill was so pissed

        I actually only found that one. But well, it’s unambiguous :)

        EDIT: Hum… “Pissed” has another meaning that would be possible IRL. So I’m retreating my certainty here.