Yeah. I have a Nintendo DS game box (still with the original game) where I keep such tiny things. Including various SD card adapters.

Yeah but… That’s in another 10 or so years.

But a genie doesn’t have the power to disagree. They can try all sorts of mischief when fulfilling a wish, but they’re still bound to fulfil a wish to the letter.

It is an elaboration of the previous sentence. It’s still part of the same wish.

I think it’s the only way to get anything out of a genie. A single wish being this 15 page document of legalese, clauses, and complicated elaborations. You’ll have to be incredibly pedantic and wordy with your wishes.

This is the reason why genies probably never appear to bureaucrats.

It is part of my wish. The genie is obligated to fulfil my wishes.

“I wish for an entity of the same power and capability as a genie, completely bound to my will and made to indefinitely (even beyond the grave) fulfil all my wishes, however many they may be, and be completely devoid of the kind of trickery that is described as a “monkey’s paw”. There shall be no malicious compliance.”

Monkey paw that, bitches. :V

My guy, my life isn’t even halfway over yet. It’s been incredibly rough so far, certain things which my life never truly recovered from… And much worse can possibly still happen in the decades to come.

Yes I’m just feeling peachy. Just perfectly peachy.

That’s called being a class traitor.

That or you’re just “asleep” and need to “wake up”.

Sounds like the Catholic Church, alright. But I’m pretty sure the MAGA crowd doesn’t give a shit about that.

Whatever is a “poor choice” for the MAGA movement is a great choice in my book. Even if it’s about a religious figure.

Sorry, but I feel 2014 should be replaced with 1980, 2018 should be replaced with 2000… Maybe 1990. But the whole monetisation thing started loooonngg before 2025.

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