Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

I don’t think they even checked the grassy knoll for a shooter.

“…I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk