Rule #1, not an article
I have no idea what booster juice even is, but yes, fuck racism. This just isn’t the right place to be posting this.
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Audio book goes on. Phone goes under the books on my front seat and doesn’t come out… There is literally nothing so important it can’t wait 20-30 minutes for me to get where I’m going.
People need to learn that it’s okay to not be available 24/7
One of my favorite Jim Carrey stories. Imagine someone hating you so much that they bust out “sanction” and “buffoonery” in the same sentence…
11·2 days agoWe hate you too, Trump, can you slam the door on yourself too? And don’t let it hit you on the ass on your way out, it’s bad enough we’re going to have to clean the spray tan off it.
“Voters expect government officials to do their job…”
Officials:
Science has definitely gone too far… Your PB&JEggs in jeans with bonus beans, sir…
Adding this guy too, because Bing just kept making them…
Just remember, no matter what way they spin this, they chose to ignore national security protocols and went out of their way to use an unsecure messaging app. That’s the real story. The witch hunt they’re undoubtedly going to go on is a perfect opportunity to redirect the public, save face, and further erode our freedoms.
You know, SOP for the whole Trump regime…
How about a classic?
I am being so productive at work today…
“I’m not a Nazi!,” cries the guy openly supporting national socialists in Germany, publicly making Nazi puns on Twitter, and throwing Nazi salutes on stage during the presidential inauguration…
Does this help?
That moment when calling a child a racist slur in order to start a gofundme crosses your mind as a legitimate business tactic…
That’s another big one. My phone goes on DND from 10PM every night to 8AM. Only exceptions are my wife and parents. Glad to say I’ve carefully curated who gets my phone number and I never answer for unknowns, for the ones that get though, my provider and phone assistant screen the rest.
Even work texts, I don’t answer them until I’m ready. Timely response does not mean immediate. My time is mine, not my job’s. They’re buying my time from me to do work, not the other way around.