

Can you bend the knee so hard it breaks? Because that’s what all those companies are doing…


Can you bend the knee so hard it breaks? Because that’s what all those companies are doing…


Looking forward to how Disney rephrases “because at the time we thought gargling a shriveled orange ballsack would be the most profitable option for us” into a nice lengthy shareholder notice…


Replace the stars on the flag with his face too while you’re at it! Hell, change the name of the country to Charliekirkistan too, why the hell not?!
Fucking hell, this really is the dumbest timeline…


“Crime crackdown”?! I wish media would stop blindly parroting the narrative. When Trump feeds you a dookie between two slices of bread and says it’s a Gourmet Trumpburger don’t call it a “Gourmet Trumpburger” - it’s clearly a shit sandwich, report it as such for fuck’s sake…


Did the boat have “D R U G S” in Times New Roman font written on the side of it?


Wonder how many Native Americans get falsely imprisoned and/or deported for “looking foreign” to those fucks…


And, just like that, no more modded apps, no more custom stores, everything is tightly under control unless you install a custom ROM (and then it’s no more banking apps,etc.). And it’s all for our own good, after all, big brother Google knows what’s best for us!


Good - nobody needs billion-dollar startups. The line doesn’t have to co constantly go up forever. We don’t need to constantly improve productivity and do more for less. Fuck that and fuck this “debate”.
The price increase is absurd. I cancelled too, because while I do play quite a bit, this level of corporate greed is completely unjustifiable to me. If rather watch playthroughs of new games on Twitch or YouTube and then buy them a year later on sale than pay this bloody much, eff that.