Right on. Glad to hear it

Who would join her? She’s a island

Its engraved on the keys, one letter per key, and then scrambled them up in a puzzle. Our crack FBI agents have decoded it!

Jesus christ that show is low effort and dogshit. Im a Shane Gillis fan. Seems like they’re afraid to put any of their funny ideas into the show, and prefer to keep them for standup/etc.

You were surprised by Tom “fuck you poors” Segura? Dude hasn’t even been funny in years

They found his keyboard had engraved on the keys “anti-america” “anti-jesus” “anti-white men” - literally anything that could be spelled was engraved on this monster’s keyboard

So, you’ve got a black friend, you say?

Probably shouldn’t be speaking for them then…

Yeah, i know - im joking. Separately - wtf do you mean “they”?

We do need some way to qualify them. They’re not just regular Americans, like us, due to the excess of pigment. Perhaps, Black-American? Negro-American?

Exactly - its definitely the liberals who refuse to vote for women. You seem super duper smart, pal. Any other insights to bless us with?

3rd time’s the charm for seeing if the country will accept a woman. What’s the worst that could happen?

Honestly though, it’s reasonable for them to think it was trans related, considering Charlie’s rhetoric - we can’t expect the FBI to know what bullets looks like.

barely in his 30s, guy was 39! She was 17. He literally would scoop her up from her fucking high school. Technically legal is some predatory shit.

Idk, she knew that the 1st amendment is about what the government restricting speech, so i was the dumb bitch in this case

Or anywhere. Freedom of speech is about the government not restricting your speech. It has nothing to do with private relationships.

I tried this once with an ex and apparently there’s nothing the government can do to force gf’s to stay with you after you call them a dumb cunt ;/. Who knew?

Three jobs actually. Some administrations will have the VP spread oil or vasaline on satan’s asshole. A vital role if the POTUS’s penis is particularly small.

They dont really have the authority to do anything right? Their one job is to be a backup president. It’s like saying an actor’s second didn’t have any lines in the play (because the actor was there to say them all)