During hot summers, windows are partially open (AC not common in European homes). For a couple of years, there was this one gull who took the surrounding rooftops as its place to be. It would perch on a corner and just yell it’s damn lungs off randomly at all times of the day.

I also saw one gull trying to fuck up a crane (the bird) today. And another summer, one gull tried to eat a baby duckling. Duck momma went nuclear and smacked that gull into giving up.

Funny thing is he’s the first American pope.

You’d think that counts for something and they would be yelling “USA! USA! USA!”. But nah, a pope espousing some actual Christian values is terrible according to them.

5-6 years conversion and then killing the pope using his cringe. What a run!

Maybe keep him away from this one? Throw him a nice leather couch to distract him.

You must not live near them.

So cool to be woken up when these bastards decide to have a screaming match at 3 in the morning.

Poorly photoshopped “tattoos”.

As long as the cheque clears, they don’t care.

Or worse, meet face to face with JD Vance and die of cringe the next day.

And any tattoo can and will be interpreted as a gang affiliation. No matter the mental gymnastics required.

Glaze the machine.