the horse contains the spirit of the rider’s dead mom obviously

feel like the US had an amendment for this

i like the gothic horror phrasing of the headline

god i should really watch american psycho

idk i feel like the emu war was dumber

i’ve only seen 1979 and Romulus. i feel like i dodged a bullet (i am planning on watching Aliens eventually, dw)

anyone else try to figure out the mechanics of the position as they’re reading a post like this

huh, reminds me, i should get around to playing some over-detailed probably-not-actually-fun Arma-like sometime

look i know literally everyone says this and it’s overdone by this point, but it’s true: we are in the onion timeline

There’s a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.

I’d say around 3000 by 2125 and 1000 by 2225.

Funnily enough, I had the opposite experience. Was shocking to me to find out that the lore wasn’t originally from Wonder Labyrinth.

Record of Lodoss War: Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth is a fantastic experience.

Oh, a lynching.

One Piece has a 25-episode fight at one point. Here’s a short list of anime shorter or the same length as this one fight:

• The first season of FLCL (6 Episodes)

• Hellsing (13 Episodes or 10 double-feature Ultimate episodes)

• No Game No Life (12 Episodes)

• Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo (24 Episodes)

• The first season of Re:Zero (14-22 Episodes depending on cut)

• Devilman: Crybaby (10 Episodes)

• Puella Magi Madoka Magica (12 Episodes)

• Bokurano (24 Episodes)

• Berserk (25 Episodes for the OLM show, 13 Episodes for Studio 4°C, 24 Episodes for 2016)

• Kill la Kill (24 Episodes)

• Ergo Proxy (23 Episodes)

• The first season of Psycho-Pass (22 Episodes)

• The first season of Assassination Classroom (22 Episodes)

…So you separate children from their parents at the age of six and abuse them? Yeah, that sounds pretty accurate.

idk that sounds kinda dangerous

you’re right, but consider: unless we’re going even farther down the subscription shithole, a sexbot would be a one time purchase.

to be fair at least with Hitachi i’m pretty sure they were invented as actual massagers for construction workers. and then humans did what humans do best

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