It’s 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.
Or so I’m told… or something.
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know… For reasons
Oh I have one of those… for research purposes
Don’t you just fucking love doing research? Like why aren’t more people not doing research?
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Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I’m more curious so just rambling.
https://buttplug.io/, for the interested
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If there are expensive physical units, they’ll just setup places you can go use one by the hour, like an internet/gaming cafe or a VR experience place. It’ll be like indoor skydiving or Top Golf.
The pinch points on that model 😭
Why? Can’t afford them?
For the long wait?
We did get the milking machine for sperm donations. I feel like that covers a lot of ground. I gotta wonder how many rich people have one of them somewhere in their house.
You talking “rich” as in “doing pretty well, financially” or “rich” as in “truely wealthy”? Because at some point, I’d imagine that the rich person would just hire a “housekeeper”.
Billionaire Robert Kraft was caught at a low-end “massage parlor” in Florida. It seemed like a slam-dunk case but his lawyers were able to argue that the warrant allowing detectives to place hidden cameras in the rooms didn’t explicitly include recording the videos so the recordings couldn’t be used in court as evidence. Without the recordings of him asking for and receiving sexual services from a potentially trafficked person the prosecutors weren’t able to make a case and he remains a free man, not guilty in the eyes of the law even though what he did became widely known. Still blows my mind that he had the financial resources for any variety of overtly-transactional or less-overtly-transactional-and-perfectly-legal-in-most-jurisdictions relationships with willing participants, yet he chose the really cheap and illegal route with someone who was likely coerced into the action by a third party. Was that part of the appeal?
Did you reply to the wrong comment? I only implied that rich people would probably hire a prostitute of some form, rather than buy a sex toy. What does that have to do with the specific type of sex workers that Robert Kraft chose to visit?
I guess I interpreted your comment to mean they would go for a higher-end arrangement, something more exclusively available to people with large amounts of money, not a cheap arrangement found in an older shopping center.
Just give one of those boston dynamics robot dogs with the arm face thing a fleshlight or dildo.
yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt
Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.
That’s worse imo. There’s no delusion required to rub one out.
Not if you’re doing things the boring way.
You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now
The vibrator was invented before the toaster.
priorities
to be fair at least with Hitachi i’m pretty sure they were invented as actual massagers for construction workers. and then humans did what humans do best
they killed it?! you bastards!
How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?
If counts if the toaster is a robot.
The toaster is so hot
People are having relationships with robots though.
Well? I am waiting!!
We still have 2 months guys, we must sbeve.
I don’t mean to mock typos or anything, but what is that last word supposed to be? Or rather than a mistake is it some slang I don’t know? Thanks in advance.
Well this is just a pretty old meme reference. It just pokes fun at some instagram level motivational lines, where the some parts of the text “She believed” were highlighted showing “He lied”, but some people deliberately took the script in the opposite way, so we have got “sbeve” without the highlighted text.
TIL
I can be old as fuck and still have missed old memes. Thanks for explaining.
The STDs caught from robosex is gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country’ll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.
I watched enough Xavier renegade angel to know exactly what to do
Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.
Thhheeeeee Space Pope
Still more lifelike than bangin yo mamma!
