As of today I am signing an executive order instructing the DOJ to investigate every persons involvement with Jeffrey Epstein except me! We will get to the bottom of this!

Probe into… The blowjob he gave to Bubba?

Errbody going to jail including Cheeto Benito himself

I hope it goes to trial, the discovery phase would be absolutely beautiful. Half a pack of Kools and a genuine Marlboro Zippo says Donny’s name comes up more than Epstein’s lol

Wow, that’s some pathetically desperate projection.

lol

I can’t wait until he starts bragging about how he gives the best blowjobs