i thought void* is for generics in C
I just dump everything to /dev/null
The abyss is the ocean; the void is space.
If you scream into the abyss, you’ll get water in your lungs and drown.
If you stare into the void, you’ll just see stars and stuff (as opposed to staring into the abyss, which is mysterious and unsettling because you actually can’t see through it very far).
I’m just screaming at the abyss for staring back. Rude.
Abyss = what you follow Illidan into
WRONG
null is to scream at:
echo "aaaaaaahh!!!!" >/dev/nullrandom is to stare at
cat /dev/randomor if you just wanna think about it a little bit:
head /dev/randomMisunderstood instructions, and abyss is now screaming into me. Anybody help?
Well, abyss certainly has the spirit but the technique seems off. Try gently guiding abyss with clear, direct instructions, like “lower” or “mas lengua”, to help them improve. Lovemaking, like all relationships, is all about communication.
Be careful, if you scream into the abyss long enough, it will scream back.
“STOP SCREAMING AT ME!”
Should have considered that before they installed it in my self esteem.
Ah damn. You must’ve gotten the wrong version. Sorry about that but the quick fix is to try to override it when thinking about it so yea…
I’m running the “terminally online” version and when I try thinking about it my kernel panics and then starts requesting me to turn off critical system processes. Is there a tech support number I can not call to not fix this issue I’m unwilling to face, making it worse? Or idk… somewhere I can scream into without being told not to, due to insurance coverage issues?
If you scream into the abyss, the abyss screams back: “STFU!”
If I piss into a sinkhole in the woods, does a bear give a shit?
Look, I’m a busy man. I don’t have time to stare into an abyss, then scream into a void. I need something universal.
If you don’t have time, make time.
Might I suggest jerking into the vacuum?
That might not end well.
Well I guess that depends on your goals, doesn’t it?
Try new “Hole”. Scream, stare, jork, or shit. Anything is possible with “Hole”. Certified organic and biodegradable.
New “Hole”!
Be wary of subscribing to the void too. I cancelled a long time ago, but for some reason they keep calling.
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended void…"
That’s the thing about voids, always room for more.
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