I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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Australians win again.
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
“Albanian Transporter” would be a pretty sick nickname of an assassin whose movements seem to defy the laws of physics.
Sounds like a perverse sex move to me.
The problem being that if your are out of the country (and you can’t teleport back to anywhere else), you now need to explain to the authorities how you managed to get in without a movement record.
Although it might be useful if you are a local and just need to dodge a bullet or escape a mugging by random teleportation.
Uhmmmm can I also teleport back from Albania? If so, then sure. I hate travelling so I never really go far, being able to go to Albania and back at the blink of an eye would be chill. Going for a nice lunch walk and then teleport back. Otherwise I’ll go with the eye colour I guess, the rest is useless.
Maybe I’m reading it wrong, but it’s a one way ticket?
Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?
Sure, why not, go crazy.
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You’re not going to want to when you hear his story.
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I don’t really have the stomach to type out the atrocities he participated in. He’ll tell you all about them when he lives with you. He’s very proud of it. It’s all he talks about.
The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania
Eye color. Though the five dollarydoos are tempting.
Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it’s a really nice city to teleport home to.
So a smuggling ring?
Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.
This one with some preparation could be the base for quite some high risk activities.
It doesn’t say you can teleport away though, so wherever you work is gonna have to be somewhat close by anyway
Going for purple to get the dog. I speak Mandarin, so if I put in the effort I could learn Cantonese really fast.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
I think they’d catch on to me after I got flagged 5 times in one year leaving Albania with no record of entering the country in between.
Albania will probably join the eu in 2030. Wait 5 years, then simply live somewhere in the eu, maybe even do most of your crimes in the eu, and you won’t ever run into border checks.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don’t be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
If you have the confidence to pull it off, you’ll get the party started every single time.
It didn’t say that anywhere. Next thing is that the dog doesn’t actually speak Cantonese but only understands it.
This is like the inverse of the trope of genies twisting your wish around.
His barks are the equivalent of the barks of a actual dog in Cantonese speaking regions.
Speaks Cantonese, but the “dog accent” is so thick that nobody can understand
Only if they knew that’s where I went
Spawn camping
You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you’re fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
You wouldn’t need a parachute to go skydiving either. Just teleport yourself before you hit the ground.
Unless your momentum doesn’t reset.
Can’t you just keep teleporting till you’re close enough to your home?
Good point. Though it might be taxing on your body?
Black would be useful. Cutting travel costs to Albania in half. Would somewhat limit future vacation spots because I would never be able to justify spending much if I can get to Albania for free.
You might not want to go so much when you materialize and they try to burn you as a witch.
Obviously I’m teleporting to Albania.
Purple. Get a fluffy fren thus easily?! AND I can practice my cantonese with them? :3
Will the dog understand Cantonese?
