Considering they’re TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I’m afraid to double-check this, but I’m sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong
Chris Hansen:
“They are “14 age mutant ninja turtles”, why don’t you take a seat?”
I get the joke, but they’re still drawings/not real.
First published in 1984.
The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.
Fuck don’t do that to me
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Isn’t that still 14 in turtle years?
They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from… Cloaca.
"The more you know"🌠
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl…looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you’d see in Stranger Things’ upside down.
Edit: punctuation
Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it’s unlikely these kids don’t have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.
Booking a flight as we speak.
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!My mutated genitals are
nowinside myamphibianreptilian cloaca!PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
… dude, you’re a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
They always were…
Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻
Orifice of champions
Bummer, dude…
Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their “species” and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?
