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First story in David Eaglemans book Sum is about this and goes a bit more into details with a fun twist: https://annas-archive.org/md5/78ce796e77c9b0bd0b4f1fabae08ca35
I masturbate a lot, but, that’s excessive. Also how is everybody glossing over the fact that he only had 3 gfs and he had sex 1,597 times? Like what?
Those wank numbers are rookie numbers.
145L of booze? Rookie numbers.
I’m assuming that’s like pure alcohol (as alcohol related stats usually are to negate the difference in drinks), so if he only drank beer of around 5% he would have drank 8700 beers. Say he started drinking alcohol at the age of 16 that averages out to somewhere between 7 and 8 beers a week (or the wine/booze equivalent). While not exactly alcoholic levels, this is above average (depending on where he lived) and an unhealthy amount.
They drank themselves to death on the first go. It’s the only explanation.
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That’s what I sometimes imagine the afterlife must be. But then you have to go through all the things you’ve experienced during your life in alphabetical order.
“Ok so these were all the moments you had a little farsightedness, up next all of your farts in a row”
I would be interested to see the total percentage of time I have spent in virtual worlds vs waking life.
This guy lived for 38 years, converting to somewhere between around 13,870 - 14,234 days. (I’m not doing leap years, you can’t make me)
Sure, the masturbation stats are impressive and even the sex stats are not half bad but this guy pooped 14,234 times, truly he was regular as fuck. Maybe that was his secret.
Secret to die young?
I was recently thinking that if I died and went to hell, the greatest torture that could be inflicted on me would be to show me how much productive time I wasted pulling the meat.
meat pulling is productive.
You typically produce something…
I bet they don’t even keep the stats anymore for Keith Richards.
How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already
Because Europeans use decimals the way we use commas. It’s 14 thousand+ times
All useless stats. I want to know my rank in those categories. Or maybe percentile. Maybe that’s my boomer toxic trait, but I want to know how I stack up.
Yeah I want to know my win/loss record and world ranking at pool, chess, monopoly etc.
I don’t expect any of them to be great, just interested.
Also curious how many completely unique sentences I said/wrote.
died at 38
cigarettes: 4532
Seems legit
That’s about 11 packs a year starting at 18. A pack a month. That won’t kill you at 38 🤣
You absolutely could develop cancer that young from smoking that quantity of cigarettes and die
Yes you’re absolutely right! That could absolutely happen.
I stand by my statement.
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I wish i had that kind of self control 😂
Damn, I walk a fair amount recreationally (Pokemon GO), and I only have 10,000 km in the past 9 1/2 years. Well, according to my Pokrmon GO stats anyway. My day job is in an office though, so I don’t get as many steps passively.
