In the midst of whining about how much he wanted to own Greenland, Donald Trump forgot what the territory was called.
Denmark is so cucked and by association so is the EU. They literally gave the US sovereignty over parts of Greenland after this. It won’t stop here. You give an inch and he’ll take a mile. This is not how you deal with a bully.
If I was in the EU I’d be freaking out RN.
“Small pockets” are all the USA needs to land troops. They’re making a full-scale invasion easier by appeasing him.
What’s your source for this?
Where the sun don’t shine.
They literally gave the US sovereignty over parts of Greenland after this.
Nothing has happened and that entire article is wild speculation.
They gave the US sovereignty of parts of Greenland? I tried searching for news on this but couldn’t find anything. What are you referring to?
It’s not an agreed upon deal yet, but it is coming and it will involve sovereignty. Source
“Sovereignty over military bases.”
They already had that on Greenland since 1951. As recent as last summer Denmark even approved the same setup in mainland Denmark, so that the potential future American military bases in Denmark could be allowed to operate their bases under American laws instead of local laws, just like an embassy.
Needless to say, this is wildly unpopular at the moment.
A Guantánamo Bay style deal is not that crazy.
So…when are gonna call it? The guy is clearly losing his mind, right? Like, maybe before we are totally ruined?
So…when are gonna call it?
Like a decade ago? Yet somehow he got re-elected while he was clearly mentally unwell we his handlers gladly take advantage of it.
We are not the “we” with that power.
He just gave away his next invasion target.
Goddammit I was planning a trip to Iceland. Fuck Trump and those who support him.
That’s so sad about your trip. Username checks out though.
How?
Just light-hearted snark that perhaps it’s a bit selfish that your main worry here is your hypothetical trip.
The Vikings’ clever trick when naming the lands many centuries ago has taken another fool.
Iceland:

Can confirm. At least it was in the same speech where he said he wouldn’t invide whatever place is on his mash of a mind.
Iceland has fallen to the CHINESE HOAX of GLOBAL WARMING and they don’t have enough energy, it’s time for the United States of America to LIBERATE them from leftist tyranny! MAKE ICELAND GREAT AGAIN!
The difference between his rambling and mark carneys speech is remarkable. I felt better after carneys and, I just laugh after trumps. What a fucking loser.
Seriously. It’s like they carted some random old demented man from a care home and threw him on stage.
Someone give him an extra jello and change him already.
Weren’t we all there when they “made the call” after 9/11 when we went to war for them?
The only time NATO’s article 5 has ever been invoked was by the US asking NATO to defend them against the “terrists”.
Article 5 is the one that has:
consider an armed attack against one member state … to be an armed attack against them all
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DAVOS? I thought you said Davros!


Clearly this is all part of the Dalek Master Plan.
Demand an explanation,make him dig himself deeper, because he will never admit to doing anything wrong.
This good idea!
Trump needs to draw a clock…
Didn’t you know, he’s aced like 4 cognitive tests. He doesn’t know that they are actually to test for signs of dementia, His bragging that he passed four of these test are hilarious. that they’re so worried about his medical capacity they keep testing him is the only reason he’s taken 4 tests in such a short time
I saw Jimmy Kimmel take the same test. The one he took looks like the one I tracked down and took online to see what is actually on the test.
Jimmy got 100% on it; when does he get entered into Mensa along with Donvict?
(about 12 minutes in)
The difference also is that it’s Don himself saying he aced them. No credible evidence. We’re taking him at his word and he doesn’t even know it’s a test for dementia
He could do the next best thing and finally stop breathing.
That would be great but his cronies are like cockroaches that’ll start stirring the shit from the get go.
If I were Irish or Finnish, I’d be very anxious.
Or Greenwich, or Green Bay, or Istanbul, or Islamabad, or Isle of Man.
Why does he look like the meme where his eyes are also mouths?

Corinthian, right? From The Sandman?
Yep!


EVERYONE!
Not sure if NATO will be there for them eh? Well, let me think for a bit. What countries have invoked NATO article 5 since the existence of NATO? Hmmm, I need to Google that, must be a looooong list after all those years:
- USA
End of list. Did it work? Yes it worked, NATO countries were there for the US as promised.












